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Sep 1, 2014 / 135,943 notes
  • me after every conversation: shit they'll never wanna talk to me again
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Reasons why you should date me:

  • I’ll make you breakfast.
  • You’ll be my breakfast.

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So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

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Sep 1, 2014 / 1 note

Anonymous said: Anytime! 😁 Have a lovely night x

Aww, I will do thanks. You too cute anon 😇

Sep 1, 2014 / 371,627 notes


A compilation of my favourite ‘little stories’ from tumblr.

- Part 1 || Part 2

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Sep 1, 2014 / 1 note

Anonymous said: Beautiful lady! 😍

Aww thank you 😘☺️

Sep 1, 2014 / 146 notes


okay so apparently in washington dc if ur sitting on the ground thats not a bench its considered protesting and the policeman came to tell my mom and i that and he’s like im gonna have to ask u to stand and without missing a beat my mom goes sir, we are protesting your lack of benches. and he got all angry and walked away so that was my first official protest

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